well this is goodbye to all those memories. i hope to never feel this sadness again because of this . i am okay now i think. or pretty damn close. maybe you will learn to be my friend one day and that is all i can hope for in the end of this.

nurari:

can’t get out of bed to pee without feeling like something is going to jump me help

fapitalism:

This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics.   They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.

rnph:

tumblr is pretty cool because no matter what you choose to blog about (whether it be jokes, a fandom, fashion, or something else) someone out there will always explicitly hate you for it with mad intensity

darrynek:

sometimes i get out of the shower and i’m just not motivated enough to find clothes